有次跟老婆帶小孩去逛百貨公司 到了中午肚子餓了,到美食街吃飯 我想吃西堤,我老婆想吃另一間餐廳 於是在餐廳門口吵了起來,吵到一些人圍觀 因為太多人看我們吵架,我也不好意思起來 於是腦羞成怒對我老婆大聲說:進餐廳 結果圍觀的眾人異口同聲地說: 親愛精誠 ----- Sent from JPTT on my Samsung SM-A5360. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 36.235.79.166 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1682161147.A.A65.html
kent: 恢復上一動 36.225.94.232 04/22 18:59
yolodick: 笑死 101.139.24.118 04/22 18:59
Mubing: ...好爛 182.233.153.54 04/22 18:59
salesperson: 後面的盤子端好,不要在那邊給我碎 223.139.206.24 04/22 19:00
salesperson: 動蛤 223.139.206.24 04/22 19:00
lplpyy: 爛到笑 175.181.96.69 04/22 19:00
arabeske: 置板凳 27.52.10.52 04/22 19:01
alanbread: XDDD 49.217.71.74 04/22 19:01
jjjjjjs: 你 如果 是 軍職 一定投訴 101.137.94.233 04/22 19:01
CMPunk: 掉筷子的心得500字 220.137.36.35 04/22 19:02
kenro: 靠北喔 XDD 42.73.219.225 04/22 19:05
godartifact: 打飯班表示沒玩過 223.140.129.92 04/22 19:07
bypetty: 動作暫停 49.217.1.177 04/22 19:07
changmada: 哈223.138.139.101 04/22 19:07
jecint1707: XDDD 223.136.91.41 04/22 19:10
tf010714: 下部隊都喊:老闆雞排飯11點半送到門口 114.40.74.189 04/22 19:10
tf010714: 我錢放衛兵那邊 114.40.74.189 04/22 19:10
key123987: 八卦U文XD 223.140.125.82 04/22 19:11
kenny2963: 兩路! 服從!! 36.229.121.4 04/22 19:13
ling843286: 沒聲音 就轉一圈阿 101.9.49.104 04/22 19:13
coffee112: 喇叭 27.240.240.207 04/22 19:13
tayuplay: 還動啊 1.200.151.79 04/22 19:15
blue999: 蔡b八 伙房兵 笑你 61.231.202.224 04/22 19:15
saedn: 為什麼我喊過 嗚嗚 1.200.115.26 04/22 19:16
toyni: 還不錯 60.86.132.103 04/22 19:16
higameboy: XDDDDDDDD 42.72.252.15 04/22 19:18
lsj049: 笑死 111.82.162.152 04/22 19:18
kis28519: 你各位啊!118.167.184.214 04/22 19:20
zoeforce: 好煩XD 36.231.64.157 04/22 19:21
isu0911: XD 114.45.201.229 04/22 19:22
fish3932000: 還不錯笑223.136.157.232 04/22 19:22
s6525480: XD 114.136.246.38 04/22 19:25
gustavvv: 你各位啊 聲音這麼小聲還想不想吃飯啊 114.41.47.166 04/22 19:27
liuedd: 這裡不是低能卡 111.248.19.14 04/22 19:28
twinbaga: 太小聲了,恢復上一動! 36.233.30.89 04/22 19:28
wirecut: 可以 27.52.65.128 04/22 19:28
wiesley1029: 白痴哈哈幹 223.137.185.95 04/22 19:29
Enzofulgura: 笑死 一堆被制約的男人 27.52.90.133 04/22 19:30
Jeff911: 笑死 125.231.169.39 04/22 19:32
VSshow: 哈哈哈 42.73.19.141 04/22 19:33
ptt987654321: 看到ID才笑 1.171.199.88 04/22 19:34
victor33: 有創意給推 223.139.213.96 04/22 19:35
iansong: 超好笑 111.71.212.115 04/22 19:36
nuggets: 廢到笑 223.139.11.13 04/22 19:37
feng990719: 笑死 49.217.203.24 04/22 19:38
a22880897: 滿好笑的 111.71.70.206 04/22 19:39
ezqq123: 超好笑 101.12.102.147 04/22 19:40
ericilan: 永遠忠誠 111.80.15.214 04/22 19:42
bananaduck: 有梗 122.118.26.93 04/22 19:48
P00832129: 幹我笑了 101.12.48.25 04/22 19:49
f26724309: XDDD 36.227.109.189 04/22 19:50
f26724309: 八卦版優良傳統回來了 36.227.109.189 04/22 19:51
Elmo: 哪家美食街有西提? 101.12.20.51 04/22 19:51
grant790110: 我一定報警 180.217.230.15 04/22 19:52
netio: 以碗就口 175.181.97.14 04/22 19:52
juncat: 怎麼像網紅會拍的幹片系列 59.115.213.79 04/22 19:59
attpp: 好笑嗎 1.172.16.150 04/22 20:01
solidworker: 超好笑223.136.108.119 04/22 20:02
steven005: 這裡是 joke版嗎 101.12.115.229 04/22 20:02
u9596g12: 太小聲 恢復上一動 218.35.130.171 04/22 20:05
ga2006410493: 文藝復興ㄛ 這好老ㄌㄟ 217.105.14.133 04/22 20:08
yakifone: 兩路!服從!!! 223.137.33.164 04/22 20:08
powercold: 哈哈哈哈哈 223.136.70.156 04/22 20:10
as88002: 有笑有推 223.139.245.18 04/22 20:11
spring53287: 笑死 廢文 220.132.99.198 04/22 20:11
orfan: 20年前的八卦廢文就是長這樣子.... 58.114.24.28 04/22 20:12
domago: 可惡 被洗腦了 1.200.28.117 04/22 20:15
lokuanming: 學長馴妻高手 1.200.11.76 04/22 20:16
yianhua: o600部隊起床 223.139.135.86 04/22 20:19
s405510062: 一路~服從!223.137.227.140 04/22 20:20
andy6805: 菜渣集中 112.104.30.179 04/22 20:20
narutodante: 回上一動111.241.152.218 04/22 20:24
dick929: 廢到笑 101.12.40.215 04/22 20:25
q121074498: 上移動101.137.112.136 04/22 20:25
david8339: XDDDDD 101.10.4.142 04/22 20:26
jasonlin1007: 笑死 27.53.64.121 04/22 20:27
kerorokuzo: 懂的都懂 49.216.80.110 04/22 20:28
best0811: XDDD 114.46.218.147 04/22 20:30
HodorDragon: 一路 27.53.114.128 04/22 20:30
S0323109: 靠北喔xD 134.147.24.2 04/22 20:31
Dorae5566: 笑死 223.141.6.144 04/22 20:31
tnssh211448: 笑死 1.200.156.227 04/22 20:32
js01078687: 笑死哈哈220.135.113.149 04/22 20:34
hiimlive: 有畫面114.137.255.252 04/22 20:35
jily: 笑死XDDD 1.162.76.68 04/22 20:35
imhideji: 靠邀XD 101.9.97.147 04/22 20:35
howggyy: 你各位啊 不想吃飯就再小聲點啊 101.10.57.254 04/22 20:39
asdc1112000: 笑死 49.216.100.13 04/22 20:39
suhaw: 靠北喔!超有畫面跟聲音 223.137.179.97 04/22 20:40
Scott850205: 一路 服從! 111.71.214.250 04/22 20:41
threeforw: 笑死 223.139.119.92 04/22 20:44
gx9900824: 親愛精誠 111.71.82.17 04/22 20:50
Beckhan: 菜渣集中 223.139.49.134 04/22 20:50
chenweichih: 嗯 好笑 有畫面 1.160.104.145 04/22 20:51
linbacon: 永遠忠誠 114.26.141.110 04/22 20:52
sp123008: 幹 超廢 36.228.139.7 04/22 20:54
MiaoXin: 呃… 49.216.190.125 04/22 20:55
eggwhite: 有笑有推223.137.155.186 04/22 20:55
et310: 好啦 嘴角有動223.137.179.135 04/22 20:56
yutou88: 上一動 42.76.156.43 04/22 21:07
lions402: 靠北欸 1.172.2.23 04/22 21:08
hihisc: 你在動啊 42.73.138.5 04/22 21:10
everOrz: 有笑有推111.254.171.130 04/22 21:10
sjr500: 廢文但是我笑了 1.162.140.151 04/22 21:11
s72005ming: 我笑了! 42.79.190.154 04/22 21:12
iloveivy0712: 笑死 114.27.41.9 04/22 21:16
oheday: 上移動真的哭 吃個飯一堆毛 111.248.8.14 04/22 21:18
qmobig: 菜逼巴…. 101.12.27.106 04/22 21:18
CFUCHIA: 超好笑 49.216.235.10 04/22 21:19
a9564208: 笑死,八卦復古文喔 116.89.132.66 04/22 21:19
make1302: 有笑有推 36.237.29.216 04/22 21:26
jokersoo05: 動作暫停 126.35.187.91 04/22 21:27
JackTheRippe: 你老婆:回復上一動 42.75.165.29 04/22 21:33
Evenxoxo: 笑死223.137.110.220 04/22 21:35
Karisruei: 北七,但蠻有梗的 223.139.52.247 04/22 21:37
noname912301: wwwww 223.136.73.143 04/22 21:40
King530678: 笑死 27.247.165.203 04/22 21:44
atlaswhz: 這才是八卦版啊啊啊! 61.61.61.109 04/22 21:47
Q9117: GOOD 111.241.207.80 04/22 21:50
x7286: 笑死 111.71.90.116 04/22 21:51
oyaji5566: 爾後 114.36.64.162 04/22 21:54
st2913sbck: 這才是八卦114.137.110.151 04/22 21:57
Miyanishi25: 恢復上一動123.192.188.117 04/22 22:09
linch416: 笑死 後座力好強 111.255.12.96 04/22 22:18
nt01580a: 笑死 106.64.152.191 04/22 22:31
flowersuger: 笑死 114.38.208.235 04/22 22:41
darwincell: 白痴笑死101.137.183.246 04/22 22:54
labihua: 置板凳的惡夢 223.138.25.106 04/22 22:54
coolrock: 拷貝XDDD 42.76.8.119 04/22 22:58
TCPai: 有畫面111.251.172.235 04/22 22:59
wsws4566: 這才是八卦版223.139.175.167 04/22 23:13
YLTYY: 金靠北XDD 36.232.201.109 04/22 23:16
cccone: 靠北,這個好笑223.137.107.251 04/22 23:17
Doica2445: 上餐廳要先置板凳 然後經典上一動 49.216.237.33 04/22 23:19
ljsnonocat2: 廢到笑124.155.144.122 04/22 23:21
jeffmib: 有畫面有聲音 39.9.158.18 04/22 23:22
namirei: 笑死111.242.130.253 04/22 23:24
h965715: 明明就加強磨練== 1.200.104.227 04/22 23:31
tcn1john: 責任紀律的有嗎 123.194.197.44 04/22 23:35
JNissan: 笑死 42.73.87.218 04/22 23:36
sostop: 嘴角不爭氣...給過 42.77.174.195 04/22 23:42
yeses0026: 加強磨練! 36.229.234.215 04/22 23:43
may12301: 廢文一定要推一個 這才是我喜歡的八卦 111.240.10.245 04/22 23:47
may12301: 板 111.240.10.245 04/22 23:47
sy4826951: 爛到笑 114.43.65.204 04/22 23:50
bigbigcc: 廢到笑 1.160.167.55 04/22 23:56
winstonuno: 笑死 223.136.53.210 04/22 23:59
TZofHES: 超廢,笑死 27.51.121.254 04/23 00:00
stevenkuo: 廢到笑 150.117.192.55 04/23 00:05
marquelin: 置板凳 恢復上一動 124.218.71.126 04/23 00:13
marquelin: 看哪裡 124.218.71.126 04/23 00:13
cheng31507: 恢復上一動 124.155.149.67 04/23 00:17
wayhowhown: 笑死 101.136.22.182 04/23 00:24
YaLingYin: 是在哭喔XDD 61.228.190.163 04/23 00:30
Crazyloveyou: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 111.71.214.249 04/23 00:31
simon301: 我不爭氣的笑了 114.46.171.22 04/23 00:35
starfishfish: XXXXDDDDDD 111.83.143.109 04/23 00:38
jimjim951357: 笑死 42.73.67.52 04/23 00:40
victor0607: 責任紀律 42.77.130.100 04/23 00:40
fg008kimo: 這才是八卦優文阿XDDD 114.45.217.13 04/23 00:42
guanaco: 現在年輕人還聽得懂嗎? 61.231.17.8 04/23 00:45
bth060104: 新訓菜逼八 223.136.115.59 04/23 00:45
edoggiagia: 菜比巴114.136.214.191 04/23 01:02
ohhighyoh: 抱歉,我只聽過永遠忠誠。 223.136.38.124 04/23 01:14
zxcfluter: 不錯啦,給推 223.137.67.216 04/23 01:19
jason050117: 超好笑 61.227.60.79 04/23 01:30
p2p8ppp: 笑死 1.200.158.28 04/23 01:36
troubledanny: XDDD 182.233.254.7 04/23 01:42
brabra: 笑死 203.217.118.75 04/23 01:46
lifegoeson: 笑了 49.216.190.100 04/23 01:47
L1ON: 我伙房的 菜逼巴才在那喊 1.200.12.238 04/23 01:51
NASH0201: 還動,上一動 223.141.116.2 04/23 01:58
leoz69927: 以前的八卦廢文大賽就是這樣很好笑XD 114.27.37.153 04/23 02:45
AlwaysMissU: 幹笑死 49.216.184.14 04/23 02:49
kobe741107: XDDDDDDDD靠北喔 1.170.140.59 04/23 02:55
kumabartho: 我當兵沒喊過噎 36.229.160.214 04/23 02:59
g4zoco196: 還可以盧 223.136.179.4 04/23 03:02
visda: 不是責任紀律?阿那是替代役101.138.251.120 04/23 03:04
fakon: 是誰掉筷子蛤123.194.128.127 04/23 03:08
wumo: 給過 61.227.194.172 04/23 03:11
a26833765: 這個可以123.205.139.141 04/23 03:47
mlda888: u 文 136.23.35.38 04/23 04:51
talesh35624: 莊·敬·自·強223.139.126.118 04/23 06:21
l90lT:轉錄至看板 Militarylife 04/23 06:37
Juder: 哈哈哈 223.139.54.240 04/23 06:51
lpwerok: 廢到笑153.170.184.189 04/23 07:15
tostcamp: 太好笑 39.14.25.125 04/23 07:37
mdkn35: 哭耶 42.72.93.174 04/23 07:42
jaylin1031: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈180.217.131.218 04/23 08:33
sun0183: xd 218.172.120.92 04/23 08:34
philae1112: 靠北XD 49.217.192.234 04/23 09:45
honglu587654: 靠腰喔XD 有夠廢的 27.52.198.204 04/23 10:52
ambrosio: 在台灣當義務役就是浪費生命,智商還會223.139.146.213 04/23 10:59
ambrosio: 倒退223.139.146.213 04/23 10:59
phxcon: 有梗 118.168.4.184 04/23 11:02
Linezolid: U文給推 210.66.204.172 04/23 11:31
WellyT: U質廢文,推一個111.254.229.241 04/23 11:32
nat50601tw: 我新訓打飯班沒玩過 61.63.103.65 04/23 12:42
curance: 笑死 223.138.70.66 04/23 13:10
k862479k: 你各位那麼小聲 不想賣吃飯是嗎122.116.221.108 04/23 13:11
wanters: 這個好笑 123.195.0.79 04/23 13:49
cmcmcmcm2: 有笑有推 111.242.243.25 04/23 16:28
cyberhan: 突然有點懷念 114.26.125.3 04/23 18:01
Oodoon13: 靠背XDDDD 104.28.230.10 04/23 18:20
sexybox: 老婆:上一動 119.77.182.246 04/23 20:37
AyakaIV: XDDD 36.236.116.62 04/23 21:05
shadowen: 稍息後反攻大陸!稍息! 111.82.38.106 04/24 01:47
thousandwave: 講爛笑話要禁外膳宿 118.168.9.58 04/24 20:39

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